my vag squirts aloe vera, your vag look like tony danza

LOOOOL

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"My vag, a Beyonce weave. Yo vag, a polyester K-mart hair piece."

—awkwafina (via awkwerdnerd)
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fucking loving awkwafina rn.

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no:

If u got an earth hand Fist me

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